



渣绘者的50个特征!=皿=
50 Signs you are a SHITTY artist!
01. [N]When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing./当你打草稿的时候,你说这没什么大不了。
02. [Y] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"/总是以“还在进步”作借口。
03. [Y] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"/总拿“我只有鼠标没有数位板”当借口。
04. [N] You only draw faces./只画脸。
05. [N] You always draw faces at the same direction./只会从一个方向画脸。
06. [N] The proportion is awful./比例不堪入目。
07. [N] Every character looks the same./每个角色看着都差不多。
08. [N] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters./用不同的发型来区分角色。
09. [N] Cannot distinguish left and right direction.分不清左右。
10. [N] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"/“草稿?谁在乎那玩意?”
11. [N] You only draw sketchs./只会画草图。
12. [N] What's a LAYER??? Seriously.../图层是虾米???真的……
13. [Y] You always draw one character. (no more than two characters in a single canvas)只画一个角色(一张图上不会出现两个以上人物。)
14. [Y] You always draw characters in same angle./只会从一个角度画人。
15. [N] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression./不论怎么画,人物都一个表情。
16. [N] You couldn't draw characters with movement./不能画在动的人物。
17. [Y] You barely draw feet./几乎不画脚。
18. [Y] You can't draw figures from high or low angles./不能从仰角或是俯视的角度画图。
19. [N] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing./压根不知道仰角和俯
视绘图的概念。
20. [Y] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional
abstract./对一个动态模特画图能制造出诡异的第四维度。
21. [Y] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction./只要是从不同的方向和角度,同一个人看着就完全不一样。
22. [Y] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters./你只会画人。
23. [N] You can only draw cute characters./只会画可爱的人物。
24. [Y] You can only draw handsome characters./只会画帅气的人物。
25. [Y] Hands is your nightmare./手就是你的噩梦。
26. [N] Your character's hands are always hidden behind. (because you don't want to draw hands)/你的角色总是背着手(因为你不想画手)。
27. [Y] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.理想中的草稿是专业的,现实中的草稿是渣滓。
28. [N] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye./常用头发盖住眼睛好只画一只眼睛。
29. [Y] Your works are always asymmetrical./你的图从来不对称。
30. [Y] Line art only = Finished piece/线稿=成稿
31. [Y] Rough sketch only = Finished piece/草稿=成稿
32. [Y] You have no anatomical knowledge./毫无解剖学知识。
33. [N] You only draw eyes./只画眼睛。
34. [N] Character's hand and eyes are huge./人物的眼睛和手都硕大无朋。
35. [N] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs./完全找不着胸部的位置。
36. [N] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion./你的图画毫无逻辑可言,充满着古怪的透视和比例。
37. [Y] You lose confidence when other people's works look great./看到别人画得棒就没信心。
38. [N] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality./当他人画出漂亮的作品就认为别人是天才。
39. [Y] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection./收集他人的话做当作练习参考而实际上只是收藏。
40. [N] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else./绘图时很容易失去耐心。
41. [N] Tablet is your god item./数位扳是你的救命稻草。
42. [Y] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappy than yours./你的自信来源于看别人画的渣图。
43. [Y] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily./你很想画图不过很快就没了力气。
44. [Y] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius./当你看到真正天才的作品时,会完全失去信心。
45. [N] You draw once a month or even once a year.一个月乃至一年才画一次。
46. [Y] You get mad when their favorite artists are being lazy./当你心爱的艺术家偷懒的时候你会暴走。
47. [Y] When you draw Hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.你画H图的时候,会因为他们的姿势比例诡异到不可思议而不得不就此终止。
48. [Y] You don't even have a faith in themselves./你毫无信心可言。
49. [N] You can't even draw since the beginning./你一开始就下不了笔。
50. [Y] You realized their problems and know where to fix but you never do./你知道自己问题的所在可就是不去改进。
25/50
Next HIT:1984
假如踩中了1984hit,阁下可以敲诈管理人画一张图,敲诈手绘图的条件:必须提供该HIT的截图(全屏),否则无效.

Author:lsfy
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